Perched high above common sense, this elevated region where your phone knows better than you what you meant to say.
The heights are famous for their linguistic alchemy, transforming perfectly reasonable messages into incomprehensible word salad. Local attractions include the Museum of Embarrassing Text Messages and the Hall of Fame for sentences that were “corrected” into complete nonsense.
The area experiences frequent storms of unwanted suggestions, where typing “I’ll” results in seventeen different options, none of which are what you wanted. Residents have learned to speak in autocorrect-safe phrases, avoiding any word that might be “improved” by their device.
Weather forecast: Ducking ridiculous