Natural hot springs where conversations come to die peaceful, uncomfortable deaths, leaving visitors soaking in the warm waters of mutual unease.
The springs are fed by underground reservoirs of topics that seemed interesting until you started talking about them. The mineral-rich waters are known for their healing properties, specifically their ability to make five seconds feel like five minutes.
Popular activities include staring at phones, commenting on the weather, and the traditional “well, this is awkward” ceremony. The springs are particularly therapeutic for those suffering from chronic small talk fatigue.
Water temperature: Room temperature but somehow feels ice cold