Nestled deep in the valley where phone batteries plummet from 15% to dead in the span of a single important phone call.
This mysterious region defies the laws of physics, where 1% battery can last either three hours or three seconds, depending entirely on how urgently you need your phone. The valley is also home to the legendary charging cable graveyard, where every charger you’ve ever owned has gone to fray and break.
Local phenomena include the “phantom charge” - where your phone shows 50% but dies immediately when unplugged - and the “reverse charging effect,” where plugging in your phone somehow makes the battery drain faster.
Current charge level: Not enough