A parallel universe where keys teleport the moment you’re running late, existing in a quantum state of being simultaneously everywhere and nowhere.
This dimension operates on temporal mechanics - the later you are, the deeper into the dimension your keys travel. They often materialize in increasingly absurd locations: the refrigerator, yesterday’s jacket pocket, or that bowl by the door where you definitely didn’t put them.
The dimension is also home to the phenomenon of “key mirage,” where you think you see your keys but they turn out to be a similar-shaped object that only increases your panic.
Current location of your keys: Check the freezer