An endless conference room where souls gather to discuss having more meetings about the meetings they’re currently in.
This liminal space exists outside normal time, where thirty-minute meetings expand to fill two-hour slots and important decisions are perpetually deferred to “follow-up discussions.” The purgatory is populated by phrases like “let’s take this offline,” “circle back,” and “put a pin in that.”
Local geography includes the Agenda Canyon (which is never followed), the Action Item Abyss (where tasks go to be forgotten), and the Video Call Void (where you’re always muted when you try to speak).
Current meeting status: Could have been an email