A vast wetland of despair where weekend recovery time dissolves into the murky waters of impending responsibility.
The bog is characterized by its thick atmosphere of “it can’t be Monday already” and quicksand made of urgent emails that accumulated over the weekend. Local wildlife includes the coffee-dependent zombie and the perpetually confused “what day is it” wanderer.
Navigation through the bog requires careful stepping stones of caffeine and gradual acceptance of the return to civilization. Many travelers become stuck reminiscing about Sunday evening, unable to move forward into productive weekday consciousness.
Forecast: Gradually improving by Wednesday