A magnificent waterfall where names cascade into oblivion precisely three seconds after introductions, creating a misty atmosphere of polite panic.
The falls are powered by social anxiety and operate on a strict timeline: the moment you need to introduce someone to someone else, their name plunges over the edge into the abyss of forgotten information. The sound of the rushing water is often mistaken for the whoosh of names disappearing from memory.
Visitors often attempt to retrieve lost names by hovering near the person hoping someone else will say their name, or by engaging in elaborate conversational detours to avoid introductions altogether.
Current visibility: Zero percent name recall