An energy processing facility where human interaction batteries are rapidly depleted, regardless of how charged you felt when you arrived.
The drain operates on an accelerated timeline during group gatherings, small talk sessions, and any event where you have to be “on.” Warning signs include the sudden urge to hide in bathrooms, phantom phone calls that need immediate attention, and the mysterious appearance of urgent tasks that require immediate solitude.
The facility is particularly active during networking events, family gatherings, and any social situation that begins with “you probably don’t remember me, but…” Local recharging stations are limited and usually involve hiding in your car.
Current charge level: Please insert solitude