Welcome to the place where your phone dies at 1%, your keys hide when you’re running late, and the WiFi stops working the moment you need it most.
Here, traffic lights have a sixth sense for your schedule, washing machines eat exactly one sock per load, and every important email gets buried under seventeen newsletters you never signed up for.
You didn’t choose to visit. You just woke up here one day when everything started going slightly, persistently wrong. The good news? You’re not alone. The bad news? The welcome committee is stuck in traffic.
Population: Everyone eventually