Welcome to the vast wasteland where internet connections go to die, specifically during your most important video calls.
The desert spans exactly the radius of your home office, with mysterious dead zones that appear only when you’re presenting to your boss. Local wildlife includes the spinning wheel of doom and the dreaded “connection timeout” tumbleweeds.
Our climate is characterized by five bars of signal that mysteriously vanish the moment you click “join meeting.” The area is also known for its abundance of “network not found” mirages and spontaneous router reboots.
Population: Everyone working from home